When visiting (or living in) Lake Geneva, WI, never attempt to say the following:

"I'm going to the store quick."
"I'm going to the gas station quick."
"I'm running to Starbucks quick"
"I'm going to go get a banana split from Culvers at 9:30pm...quick"
"I'm going to ________ quick."

It simply is not going to happen. Sometimes I really despise this dumb town. Hey, tourists...GO THE DANG HECK AWAY! OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE CROWDED IF EVERY RESIDENT OF CHICAGO COMES TO LAKE GENEVA AT THE SAME STINKIN' TIME!!!!

ahem...Lord, please bless me with patience. Amen.